Irritated old retired German man cursing at the unpunctual subway system in Berlin. His Dackel Lumpi couldn’t care less.
I always see him at Innsbrucker Platz U-Bahnhof, a homeless man from Russia or Poland. Would love to talk to him but he is on another planet unfortunately. I hope he finds a warm place as temperatures are about to drop to below zero.
You were standing outside Alexander Platz U-Bahnhof waiting for the Tram. You looked as if you were a villain from an old James Bond movie. I’m sure you have plenty of stories to tell. Hope your eye gets better soon!
When I saw you at Neukölln U-Bahnhof you reminded me of an older version of Ozzy Osborne. Your wolf fur vest was huge and I’m sure it kept you warm and cosy. Rock on!
Mr. Zuma, a quick shower never helps, it simply doesn’t! It might keep you clean and smell pleasantly, however it won’t protect you from contracting HIV.